A. in the Clinton Administration who died of a gunshot wound in 1993

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Vince Foster

Vince Foster was Assistant D. His death was ruled a suicide, although conspiracy theorists believed that there were more sinister forces at play.

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Sister Sledge

Sister Sledge was a singing group that had a big hit in 1979 with a song called “We Are Family.”

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Hanes

Lorelai: Hey, this is good advice. When I was in school, Linda Lee was class treasurer and she could not keep her knees closed if they were magnetized. Hanes should’ve given her an endorsement deal.

Hanes (founded in 1901) and Hanes Her Way (founded in 1986) are brands of apparel currently owned by the HanesBrands, Inc Corporation.

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Charm school

Paris: [at podium] In the past, all great empires have fallen. The feeling seems to be that it’s inevitable – that something like what the Romans built could not last. Maybe they’re right. Maybe there is no way of keeping something that big and prosperous permanently. Maybe there is no way of keeping our legacy from becoming obsolete. Well, I intend to fly in the face of such thinking, and damn it, I will succeed. I certainly don’t wanna come back here twenty years from now on Alumni’s Night and find this place turned into a high priced charm school, pink and white with big cheerleading megaphones painted on the walls. I wouldn’t be able to take it. I would have to dismantle the place stone by stone with my bare hands…

A finishing school is a school for young people that focuses on teaching social graces and upper-class cultural rites as a preparation for entry into society. In the United States it is sometimes called a charm school.

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Toga, French Revolution, and Crusades

Paris: Look, let’s face it, the last administration might have just as well been running around yelling ‘Toga!’ for all the brilliant things they accomplished. But this year – everything changes, starting with the library. It’s completely out of proportion with its subjects. How do they expect us to get a decent education with inferior resources like that? Huh, seems like the hour’s almost up. Okay, well, I think this has been an extremely successful first gathering. I appreciate all the class presidents coming and being on time. So before I adjourn this meeting, is there anything anyone would like to say?

A toga party is a type of costume party with a Roman or Greek theme and in which male and female attendees are expected to wear a toga, or a semblance thereof, normally made from a bed sheet, and sandals. This could also be a reference to National Lampoon’s Animal House, a 1978 American comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney and Chris Miller.

The Crusades title loans Montana were a series of religiously sanctioned military campaigns, originally defensive in nature, waged by much of Roman Catholic Europe, particularly the Franks of France and the Holy Roman Empire.

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Reader’s Digest

I mean, there’s five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades

  • Shakespeare and CliffsNotes

Paris: Hey, at least I’m not putting her on an iceberg and shoving her off to sea, which considering the fact that you can’t find the Shakespeare section without psychic powers yet the CliffsNotes rack practically smacks you in the face on the way in, is totally justified.

William Shakespeare was an English poet and playwright, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s pre-eminent dramatist.